Monday, May 8, 2017

Living Together

I could live with you in another world




Jay: No, you wanted to take a shower first.

Kia: You, said you had to be at work first. (Kia is pouring coffee and putting butter on toast in the kitchen)

Jay: You're tooooo slow. (he says from the shower)

Kia: Well, you brush your teeth in the shower! Who does that?

Jay: What?

Kia: I MADE COFFEE

Jay: What?

Kia: I'm never ever letting you near my toilet again!

Jay: What?

Kia: Thank God he's good in bed. (Goes to take the trash out)

Jay: What?