Fiction Tuesday - The Haunted Vagina

“I think my vagina is a gateway to another dimension. That light you saw must be the light at the end of the tunnel. The entrance to the other world.”

—	Stacy (The Haunted Vagina) - Carlton Mellick III

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Stacy (The Haunted Vagina) - Carlton Mellick III

Hanna Mae Lee as the perfect Stacy!

Summary:

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.

 I will admit I love Mellick's voice in writing. This is a very strange tale and yet if you let it... this story has a unique meaning to it, too. Something about complicated relationships can really take a toll on lives. Its unusual to find a fantasy about how much a man loves a woman. We have to admit Steve really loves Stacy even if she hates his name to begin with.

Truly, its a messed up world. And you do feel sad for this guy. He just can't seem to win. And finally, he explores Stacy's other world where there is a very sad creature named Fig. Oh, its a bizarre enough world that Steve just can't get out of. And it just gets more complex as the story grows.

After reading this book, it makes me want to read more of Carlton Mellick III's work. He is quite amazing. Funny, smart and possibly he'll send you to a dark place you'll definitely think about.

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.”

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The Haunted Vagina

Skylar Astin might make a perfect Steve.

“A very strange and surprisingly touching love story, despite the deliberately asinine premise. With subtle humor, surreal erotica, and some genuinely creepy moments, The Haunted Vagina is a completely unique reading experience.”-trick or twisted

Ha. Ha. Ha. I don’t think I stopped laughing the whole time I read this book. Maybe that’s a bit immature of me. But I mean. A guy learns there’s a secret world inside his girlfriends vagina and then climbs into that world in vast detail. Didn’t leave much to the imagination, except oh wait. This whole book was the pure essence of imagination. Well done Mr. Mellick, well done.-bonedustt

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